Fake Editorial Correction for the Black Helicopter Crowd

Here's the funniest fake editorial correction we've seen in a while.

It plays into the wacky ideas all those right-wing conspiracy theorists who keep insisting that the election of Barack Obama signals the end of freedom, motherhood and Christmas, and the rise of vegetarianism and Fascism.

Here, courtesy of The Onion, is the (fake) correction in full:

Last week, The Onion reported that in exchange for a prominent position in the New World Order, it had given its unconditional allegiance to the leaders of Operation Omega. That was a typo. There is no Operation Omega. Everyone should go about their business as usual on Mar. 24.