That being the case, we want to do our part to let the public know how wise and thoughtful Beck really is. Today, for example, Beck attacked the U.S. census and its questions about race.
A thoughtful person could find several very good reasons for such questions historically and today, but Beck only sees evil government misconduct. (Of course!)
Or as Beck put it today (and these are his exact words):
Today they are asking the race question to try to increase slavery.Whoa, Mamma! Like the very nutty Michelle Bachmann (R-Minn.), Beck sees evil (read: liberal) government actions behind every tree.
Come to think of it, trees themselves are probably parts of the liberal conspiracy. At least in Glenn Beck's tiny brain.