The political nuts are out there, of course, and they seem to be really scared of, well, actual voters. Or at least voters who, unlike them, don't own property.
That's right, ladies and gents, it's roll-back time in America, time to get rid of all those pesky democratic rights (like voting) that the nation (mistakenly) gave to regular (read: poor and/or minority) folks.
Why next thing you know, these poor folks will want to join our country clubs and go to our churches! Heavens! What will the liberals think of next? Women voting? We wouldn't put it past those nutty leftists.
But have no fear—the Tea Party gang is defending us against the great unwashed hordes. The complete story, with audio, is here.