Yes, ladies and gents, Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe has an exciting photo opportunity for YOU!
For the measly sum of $2,000, you can stand next to Vice President Dick (Five Deferments) Cheney and have your picture made. It's part of Sen. Inhofe's reelection campaign, which is bringing the VP to Tulsa's Downtown Doubletree Hotel on April 27. Lunch with the Veep will cost you a mere $250—such a deal.
Make those checks out to the Inhofe Victory Committee.
But don't count on us for any quick cash. As Cheney once said in explaining why he didn't volunteer for the military during the Vietnam War, we have "other priorities."