Thursday, September 13, 2007

Bill O'Reilly Explains Middle Eastern Culture to the Unwashed Masses

Our old pal Bill O'Reilly, the great sage of Fox News, has yet another nugget of wisdom for all us rubes out here in Middle America. Speaking this week on his radio show, the Wise One offered his views on why Muslims don't really want democracy. Instead, O'Reilly said:

They want their meals. They want to smoke. They want to go to the mosques. They want to sit around, and that’s what they want to do. Do they want to vote? Do they want to get involved? Not really.


Thanks, Bill. Your political insights are so thoughtful. Please pass them on to Gen. Petraeus so he can pacify Iraq and we can bring the troops home.

1 comment:

Tulsan said...

"They want their meals. They want to smoke. They want to go to the mosques. They want to sit around, and that’s what they want to do."

Since O'Reilly's audience averages about 70 years old, some of its members may identify with this "analysis," substituting bingo parlor for mosque.