Thursday, July 9, 2009

Move Over, Sally Kern. Meet Tulsa Mayoral Candidate Clay Clark

Humorist Barry Friedman, writing in the July issue of TulsaPeople, took a bite out of the long-shot mayoral hopeful, young Clay Clark.

When he made his announcement, Clark said, "I feel as though I'm called to stand up for the morals, the values, and beliefs of the average local citizen."

Like us, Friedman "always cringes when politicians talk about being call to serve. It's the whole hearing-voices thing."

Friedman continues:
Is it because we're devil-worshipping infidels that God never calls on liberals to run for public office?