Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Gotta Love Newt's Southern Values

So we're listening to a Fox News Radio reporter a few minutes ago explaining Newt Gingrich's appeal in Georgia.

Our intrepid commentator notes that Georgia is in the South and Southerns share the same values at Good Ole Newt. 

Ah yes, those traditional family values. Newt's got 'em. Or maybe not.

Let's see: Ethical problems leading to his ouster as Speaker of the U.S. House? Ouch! Infidelity? That hurts! Two divorces, three marriages? Ugh!  

An ego the size Georgia? True! Nutty ideas like a moon base? Dumb! A wife that 23 years his junior? Okay, we'll give you that one.

Oh man—love me some good, old-fashioned Southern values!

1 comment:

Tulsan said...

I like mine fried.