Friday, May 22, 2009

New Border Wall: The Onion Lampoons Texas Secessionists (No Okies Allowed)

From The Onion, our favorite source of printed nonsense (well, other than the Wall Street Journal editorial page):

Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans

Texas Wall

The Texas-U.S. border wall will protect Texans from foreigners who do not share their beliefs and customs.

WICHITA FALLS, TX—Calling it an essential step toward securing the Texas border and protecting his people's way of life, Gov. Rick Perry announced Tuesday the completion of a 1,953-mile wall designed to keep out millions of unwanted Americans.

According to Perry, the 75-foot-high barricade running along the northern boundary is the culmination of more than 160 years of escalating tensions between Texas and the United States.

1 comment:

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