The latest news from South Lewis Avenue, location of the financially troubled Oral Roberts University, involves selling the school's television station.
Today's Tulsa World reports that ORU could sell its station to help reduce the school $52 million debt.
ORU owns KGEB Channel 53, which carries broadcasts of Richard Roberts, son of Oral, and Richard's wife, Lindsay.
The World also reports that Miami minister Guillermo Maldonado spoke at the school this week and gave students a message from the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit told him that "every time the people raise their hands, I will strike the enemy." Shouting helps too, Maldonado said.
It was a deal too good to pass up, apparently, and the students raised their hands and shouted.
A word to Satan: Stay the hell away from South Lewis Avenue.