Political Headlines We Wish We'd See

We ran across some punchy political headlines recently in the satirical weekly newspaper known as The Onion.

Here is one of our favorites:

McCain To Send Self Back To Vietnamese POW Camp To Revitalize Campaign

Also, there was this op-ed column supposedly written by Sen. Fred Thompson:

If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

If you like these headlines and the fake stories behind the headlines, check out The Onion on-line by clicking here.