How 'bout those freedom-loving Republicans who love freedom so much that they are pushing to ban driver's licenses? We can't wait for those 9-year-olds to get behind the wheel!
Yes, sports fans, state-issued driver's licenses are interfering with your God-given right to drive and be as free as you ought to be.
That's the manta of one Bobby Franklin, a Georgia Republican legislator, who sees Big Government interfering with the people's right to drive.
Hey, while we're at it, let's do away other laws that interfere with our freedom. Why do we need traffic laws at all? Don't we all have the God-given right to drive on both sides of the road and go as fast as we want?
But why stop there? Why require physicians to go to medical school? Don't we all have the freedom to practice medicine? Then there are those pesky building codes, which take away my right to build a firetrap. And, by God, I have the right to build a firetrap if I want to!
In the new Republican world, all of us have the freedom to do, well, anything—it's our God-given right! Never mind public safety or common sense—we freedom-loving conservatives don't need no stinkin' common sense!
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