Monday, April 2, 2012

Crystal Ball Time: Romney Wins Wisconsin; Santorum Fades, Newt a Distant Third

AltTulsa has no special insight into Republican politics in Wisconsin, but we're predicting a big Mitt Romeny win in that state's primary tomorrow.

How big? We can't say, but we think Rick ("Holier than Thou") Santorum is over and done, a victim of his Far Right extremism.

Santorum won the conservative GOP voters in Oklahoma a few weeks back, as well as victories in Tennessee, Alabama and Mississippi. But Santorum can't win like that outside the South, which is why we feel confident in predicting a big Romney win tomorrow.

As for our favorite egomaniac, Newt Gingrich, it's hopeless. The guy has no chance to win the nomination.

Newt, of course, is soldiering on. He claimed today that Romney does not—repeat, does not!—have the nomination locked up and that he, Newt Gingrich, the Greatest Mind of His Generation, still has a chance.

And if you believe that, we've got this great bridge in Brooklyn that we'd like to sell you. Cheap!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

nice opinion.. thanks for sharing...