Yes, Sooners fan, the End is Near. The Rapture is only two weeks away—May 21.
We bring you this important news from Family Radio, a California-based ministry (of sorts) that purports to know such things.
According to these Bible-quoting believers, gay pride (naturally) is one of the signs of the End Time. The good folks at Family Radio are urging us all to repent now.
Our advice is more cynical. Since the world is ending, there's no need to pay your bills or act responsibly. It's party time, baby, let's celebrate.
Oh, wait. We should be somber, worried.
It's the End of the World!!! "The Bible guarantees it," Family Life assures us. The very scary Family Life website is here.