Newt's Second Term: President of the Moon

We've been busy lately, so busy that we didn't have a chance—till now!—to snark over the Bold Ideas of God's Gift to Politics, Newt Gingrich, who suspended his presidential campaign this week. Alas, Newt will NOT be campaigning all the way to Tampa, as he promised. But at least we have his Great Moon Base plan on tape, a reminder of what a Great Visionary He Really Is, even if it's only in his own mind.