Best Fake Headlines from The Onion

If humor helps us cope with tough times, then The Onion may be a good way to ride out the economic meltdown.

Here are a couple of fake headlines we found today on the humor site:

Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology for Extramarital Affair

NCAA Expands March Madness To Include 4,096 Teams

If these sound promising, check out the videos on The Onion's website here.